Absolutely No Mom Card
Text Reads, "Absolutely no mom, not the one who tied the first double knot, first groomed hair with saliva or first counted to three, not the Mom who made the first last-minute, late-night, science fair volcano, nor the Mom who perfected Triplicate Linguistics ("You want me to separate you two? Is that what you want? You want to be separated?), and no, not even the Mom who first sacrificed her life, career and forever bathroom privacy deserves greater admiration than you do."
Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.
Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard in San Francisco, CA